AA - American Airlines, Pocket Rockets, Needles, Sticks, Rocky Mountains, Bullets
KK - King Kong, Ace Magnets, Cowboys, Kinkerbells, Kangaroos
QQ - Dames, Ladies, Four Tits, Hildton Sisters, Waitresses, Whores, Siegfried and Roy
JJ - Fishhooks, Jay Birds, One-Eyed Jacks, Hooks
TT - Dimes, Twenty Miles, Tension, Thirty Days
99 - Gretzky, Phil Helmuth, German Virgin, Barbara Feldon,
88 - Racetrack, Catnuts, Doggie Balls, Snowmen, Two Fat Ladies, Mighty Wurlitzer
77 - Sunset Strip, Mullets, Hockey Sticks, Buggy Tops,
66 - Route 66, Kicks, Hellish, Phillips
55 - Speed Limit, Presto, Double Nickels,
44 - Magnum, Darth Vader, Diana Dors, Sailboats
33 - Crabs, Treys
22 - Ducks, Barely Legal, Quackers, Mini Me, Pocket Swans, Deuces Never Loses

AK - Big Slick, Santa Barbara
AQ - Big Chick, Big Trick, Anthony and Cleopatra
AJ - Ajax, Jack Ass, Arctic Highway
A10 - Johnny Moss, Bookends,
A9 - Rounders Hand (taken from the movie)
A8 - Dead Man's Hand
A7 - Red Barron
A6 - Mile High
A5 - High Five
A4 - Amen, Sharp Tops
A3 - Ashtray
A2 - Highway to Hell, Arizona, Hunting Season, Shocker

KQ - Divorce, Parents, Royal Couple
KJ - Kojak, King John, Harry Potter
K10 - Big Al, Katie and Katy
K9 - Canine, Bird Dog, Bust All
K8 - The Feast, Kokomo, Monica Lewinsky
K7 - King Salmon, Kevin
K6 - The Concubine
K5 - Rotten Cowboy
K4 - Fork
K3 - King Crab, Sizzler
K2 - Big Fritz